Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I'm still medicated from sickness so I'm going to take it easy today. I hate writing under the influence because why work when I should be on the couch trying to spot faces in the textured ceiling. I'll return tomorrow like a comet, at which time we'll all drink the Kool-Aid and ride that f***er to a new solar system to colonize. I get to be supreme ruler though.
These are the Super Eco-Fuel Shot gasoline additives that apparently look enough like energy shots to warrant a sign explaining they're not. I've never tried gasoline additives before, but I did get some actual gasoline in my mouth once. "Blowing Optimus Prime?" VERY FUNNY. It doesn't taste nearly as good as it smells. "You didn't answer my question." AND I'M NOT GOING TO. "It was Grimlock wasn't it?" He was in his t-rex form!
Thanks to Lukas, who agrees all the best drinks come in bottles marked with a skull and crossbones.