You Shouldn't Have!: The Plush Kitten Bouquet
This is the Plush Kitten Bouquet sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It comes with nine stuffed animal kitties attached to wooden stems by their collars. You get three gray, three white, and three orange. I want them ALL orange. Sweet fact: one time I bought five movie theater size bags of Skittles and picked out all the reds so I could make a bag of all reds for a girl I was interested in. She was super impressed with that. "Awwwww." Then she told me what a great friend I am and all about the guy she has a crush on that wasn't me and I went home and ate my weight in refrigerated cookie dough.
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Thanks to Katie, who agrees that kittens, like roses, should come in dozens, not nines.