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You Look Like A Trophy Statue: The C-3PO Adult Onsie (Plus Bonus Vader And Stormtrooper)


This is an officially licensed C-3PO adult onsie (~$70). Of all the Star Wars products in the world to license, who the hell would choose this? Did they draw the short straw or something?

Become C-3PO with this officially licensed costume hooded union suit! R2-D2 usually gets most of the love when it comes to Star Wars merchandise, so here's something for all you fans of C-3PO!

Wait -- there are C-3PO fans? I thought everybody hated him. Also, what good is a onsie without a butt-flap and penis hole? It's winter, nobody wants to get butt-ass naked to take a piss in the middle of the night. Remember when you were a kid and always dropped your pants and underwear to your ankles to pee, even at public urinals? Those were the days.

Keep going for the Vader and Stormtrooper ones.



Thanks to carrie, who agrees onesies without buttflaps should be illegal.

There are Comments.
  • Dammit GW, you were one of the kids I had to pee next to in grade school with your bare ass hanging out? That makes so much sense now.

  • the antagonist

    No footies?! Am I supposed to wear shoes like a mere peasant?

  • Why did they feel the need to put Star Wars on the back of the Stormtrooper one?

  • baal

    Adult onsisies totally make the models all look alike.

  • iamn0one

    frumpy dumper

  • Closet Nerd

    I never thought I would utter the following sentence,
    "I think the C-3PO one is the best!"
    ......just sayin

  • I can't believe the word "Stormtroopsie" hasn't been used :(

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