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You Look Like A Trophy Statue: The C-3PO Adult Onsie (Plus Bonus Vader And Stormtrooper)

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This is an officially licensed C-3PO adult onsie (~$70). Of all the Star Wars products in the world to license, who the hell would choose this? Did they draw the short straw or something?

Become C-3PO with this officially licensed costume hooded union suit! R2-D2 usually gets most of the love when it comes to Star Wars merchandise, so here's something for all you fans of C-3PO!

Wait -- there are C-3PO fans? I thought everybody hated him. Also, what good is a onsie without a butt-flap and penis hole? It's winter, nobody wants to get butt-ass naked to take a piss in the middle of the night. Remember when you were a kid and always dropped your pants and underwear to your ankles to pee, even at public urinals? Those were the days.

Keep going for the Vader and Stormtrooper ones.

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Thanks to carrie, who agrees onesies without buttflaps should be illegal.

There are Comments.
  • Dammit GW, you were one of the kids I had to pee next to in grade school with your bare ass hanging out? That makes so much sense now.

  • the antagonist

    No footies?! Am I supposed to wear shoes like a mere peasant?

  • Why did they feel the need to put Star Wars on the back of the Stormtrooper one?

  • baal

    Adult onsisies totally make the models all look alike.

  • iamn0one

    frumpy dumper

  • Closet Nerd

    I never thought I would utter the following sentence,
    "I think the C-3PO one is the best!"
    ......just sayin

  • I can't believe the word "Stormtroopsie" hasn't been used :(

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