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Would Ride (Into Battle): A Military Tactical Raptor

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This is the tactical raptor that was recruited by Blue Force Gear and on display at a recent trade show. Could you imagine these things running around on the battlefield? That would be BADASS. "That would be like Dino-Riders." WHICH WAS BADASS. Dinosaurs and lasers: hands down two of God's greatest gifts to earth. "What about humanity?" Aahhahahahaha-- wait, were you being serious?

Keep going for closeups.

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Thanks to Cthulhooligan, who agrees there's no hiding from a raptor with night-vision goggles.

There are Comments.
  • Jackie Marzan

    Fuck yeah Dino-Riders!

  • Azariel_z

    No Feathers????

  • Lord Vashti

    GW.. you should have just stopped at "would ride"

  • Guest

    or he should have put "into battle" in quotation marks...

  • Fabio Silva

    it's YOSHI!!!!

  • kristopher

    Gritty Yoshi

  • JJtoob

    It's in the next Battlefield 4 easter egg.

  • mike m

    I call bullshit, he would be worthless, there would be no way he would be able to see out of night vision goggles with 4 optical tubes with only 2 eyes it would be all blurry at best he could close one eye and try to focus out just 1 of the tubes but that would be like giving the technodrome more weapons and making its vision whacked out so it can't discern enemies from allies not such a good idea

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Modern NV has 4 tubes, it gives a wider field of view rather than a small cone. The pairs of tubes are combined into a single wider image for each eye.

    http://i53.photobucket.com/alb...

  • No idea what this is, but now you for sure got me watching back episodes of dino-riders.

  • chris

    I love the fact that jurrasic park has made so many people believe velociraptors were this large. If memory serves, these guys were about 1.5 ft tall at the hip.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Probably because achillobactor sounds silly.

  • Bobby

    What an incredible advantage this would give the military. Tactical Raptor strikes would be as effective as drones, equally as upsetting, likely as dangerous to nearby innocents but a go pro could be strapped to them for youtube. In all seriousness though, the name tag made me laugh.

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