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Worth A Watch: Priest Performing Exorcisms Via Skype

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Note: Skip to 1:10 in the video for the worthwhile footage of the reverend doing his thing with demon-possessed David (who is actually possessed by four demons). Seriously, watch it.

This is a CNN news report about Reverend Bob Larson of the DWJD (Do What Jesus Did) Spiritual Freedom Church in Arizona performing demon exorcisms via Skype. I dunno, after watching Bob perform exorcisms on David I'm starting to wonder if maybe David's demon possession wasn't misdiagnosed. Or maybe he just wanted a Skype friend. Did I mention it costs $295 for an hour of online exorcism? For that kind of money I'm pretty sure I could learn to live with a demon.

Keep going for the video, then ask yourself what the hell you just watched.

Thanks to LupusYonderboy, who agrees we need to get ordained and get into this business. Online exorcisms: $200 via Paypal or Bitcoin.

There are Comments.
  • MustacheHam

    I wonder if I can get a voodoo curse texted from a witchdoctor?

  • David Gabel

    Key word: Evangelical. It's all fake in order to gain publicity and make money to sustain a wealthy lifestyle rather than serving his God.

  • Bubbubsky

    Isn't that the point of organized religions in general?

  • David Gabel

    sadly, it seems so

  • Registeredwithem

    He's not a "priest," btw.
    (That would be a Catholic, Anglican/Episcopal, the rare Lutheran or Methodist, in christian clerical naming conventions.)

  • Mario Rosales

    i saw this but... i thought it was the onion reporting it...

  • joevsyou

    looks fun to play along

  • DeathBotGamma

    The Demon is sarcastic. This Demon is mean. No shit. I like the Skoal in his teeth for added effect.
    For the record I believe in Demon Posession and such but an exorcism thru Skype. Don't think I'm buying it considering they also have to bless the persons home and witnesses.
    I'll do the same for 125 mon thru Fri, 160 on sat but I rest on Sunday.

  • Swan

    You'd think demons wouldn't speak in so many horror movie cliches..

  • shawn coomes

    (Matthew 24:24) For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and produce
    great signs and omens, to lead astray, if possible, even the elect.

  • 1captainhooker1

    Vice did a documentary on this guy's daughters, who also perform exorcisms.

  • Richelle Howes

    Publicity stunt much?

  • Andrew Godsey

    There is definitely an exorcism fetish out there. This dude is decades ahead of his time.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    When i was a teenager there was a prank call record where they made a priest perform an exorcism by phone on a guy modifying his voice to sound demoniac. In the end he changed his voice to Donald Duck.

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  • guest

    just because your buddy's aunt is a camwhore...

  • and probably a cheap one at that

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