This is a little robotic spider with a 2W blue laser attached to it like a missile launcher. It can pop balloons. Plus melt human eyeballs. How much do you like your eyeballs? "I wish they were blue." Just be thankful you can see, okay? They are kind of a shit-brown though, aren't they? (I'm projecting)
Keep going for a video of the robot laser spider in action.
Thanks to 1jaxstate1, who would smack that thing with a shovel so hard it would wish it had never been built. And to Arrogant Tiger, who took the time to brag about all the lady tigers he's been with.