Phone Thieves Unknowingly Upload Sad Homemade P0rno To Owner's Dropbox
Seen here looking like some sad parent p0rn, two phone thieves (or possibly just the buyers of a stolen product) pose during the homemade sex tape they made using a stolen phone. Unbeknownst to them, all photos and videos taken on the phone were automatically being uploaded to the rightful owner's dropbox. Now the whole internet can see it. Although why anybody would want to is beyond me.
Victoria Brodsky's phone went missing this past August, when she and some friends went to a street fair in Brooklyn.
Then, one week later, a series of photographs of a nude couple began popping up in her Dropbox account, which automatically uploads photos from her phone. By the end of day, a video of the couple having sex showed up, too. Not that she found the pictures appealing:
"Sex looks very boring in their house," she told the New York Daily News, who she turned to for help in catching the porn loving culprits.
That sucks for the thieves. Not only is everybody going to know you're lowly stealers, but now they're gonna know you're not even good at sex. CRIME DOESN'T PAY. And neither do leaked amateur p0rn tapes, so if that was your master plan it's high time to rethink things.
Keep going for one more shot in case you weren't sure how not hard you were going to hunt down the actual video.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees if you're going to make a p0rno you should do it right and hire a whole production crew.