An Australian man had to be lubed out of a top-loading washing machine with olive oil after getting stuck while hiding in it during a game of naked hide-and-seek with his girlfriend. Oh man, I f***ing LOVE naked hide-and-seek.
''He was very well wedged in there and we were concerned for his health and wellbeing,'' police Sergeant Michelle De Araugo told Shepperton News.
''It was just a game gone wrong. It would be fair to say the gentleman was very embarrassed.''
Another officer, First Constable Luke Ingram, told ABC News: "My advice would be for people not to climb into appliances. Obviously, that causes a number of issues as we've seen on the weekend."
Pfft, what is there to be embarrassed about? He should be proud of himself for finding such a great place to hide. If he hadn't gotten stuck and started panicking his girlfriend probably never would have found him! What do you call the dead man you just found in a washing machine? The 2007 Hide-and-Seek World Champion.
Thanks to Rev Dr Dom, who is so good at hiding in hide-and-seek he can play by himself.