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Match Made In Heaven: Mountain Dew Flavored Cheetos

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Mountain Dew and Cheetos: the stereotypical bane of every gamer's keyboard. But do gamers actually eat Cheetos and Mountain Dew all the time? Yes. Although right now I'm on more of a Andy Capp's Hot Fries and Code Red kick. MY LIPS AND FINGERS ARE SO RED. Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos from Japan (available here for $3.50 a cup):

Everyone loves Cheetos, the crunchy cheezy treat that you have to lick your fingers to savor every flavor, but this new amazing flavor infuses American Mointain Dew with the crunchy Cheetos snack. This combo version by Frito-Lay Japan brings you a wild new flavor that's indicative of the combination, Mountain Dew flavor. We're sure you'll enjoy this limited edition version that's for "your eyes only" or those who dare to live dangerously. Made in cooperation with Pepsi, to ensure an authentic taste experience.

Wait -- "For your eyes only?" Call me old fashioned, but I buy snacks to eat, not put on a shelf and look at. These aren't superhero action figures we're talking about, they're processed corn squiggles. There's no such thing as collector's item snack foods.

Thanks to Side Effect, which may include a bad taste in your mouth, nausea, diarrhea, bloody stools, blowing out your o-ring, regret and anger.

There are Comments.
  • shane willett

    sweet if they had caffeine

  • Beanhimself

    I'm holding out for the Tab version!

  • ZerglingPack

    Really...I don't know of anyone that drinks Mountain Dew I always hear of it as being the "drink of gamers," but I honestly can't think of a single person I know that drinks it. Can some people weigh in on this?

  • SCOTT DAY

    I Drink nothing but Mountain Dew , go threw 3 case's a week! every body i know drinks it so sup?

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    It's pretty good, a kinda lemon lime / random twist flavour but with a ton of caffeine which is probably why it has the gamer juice reputation. It's basically a diabetic's kryptonite.

  • Geoff Keighley

    Mmmm...my type of gaming snack.

  • Billy Rocka

    Andy Capp's Hot Fries are the best! I've now got the munchies and No Andy Capp's. Damon YOU!

  • Geoff Keighley

    Can it give you free bonus XP, though?

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