Because there is literally no TARDIS themed product a hardcore Whovian won't buy, this is the $45 Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack from ThinkGeek. It holds your shampoo and soap and shower scrunchies. Speaking of -- you ever timed yourself to see how long you can squeeze your roommate's loofah between your buttcheeks while you shower? That is like, MY THING. Twenty-two minutes, no drops. Ass is getting firm!
Keep going for a shot of the rack in use with a surprising deficit of women's hair stuck to the shower wall.
Thanks to Christina and aubrey, who SHOWER POWER.