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How To: Carve A Box Of Money Out Of A Block Of Wood

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Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and make out with it like you do all those Jennifer Lawrence pictures you find online.

This is a pictorial of the process that New York sculptor Randall Rosenthal uses to carve a box of money out of a block of wood. Who knew, apparently money really does grow on trees. Get it? Well I don't, my cat just told me to say it. Also, "Clean the litterbox or I'll use the kitchen counter again." He means it too, I can't even make a sandwich without thinking I found turds here once.

Thanks to ABACAR, who wishes making money were this easy. Easy?! This looks impossible.

There are Comments.
  • James

    Really beautiful work, no one will believe if we said this a wooden Box craving. Am really wondered about this sculpture.
    http://www.ajstechnoflow.com

  • Tem

    Great job not mentioning the Reddit post this came from two days ago as usual. Extra great you linked to the actual imgur gallery from the post. Jeeze GW.

  • Ed Hopkins

    This is as fake as all those "photo-realistic paintings." After the fourth picture, it's all paper and cardboard. Source: just look at it, people.

  • James

    iIt Might be ..

  • exquisite_dead_guy

    I call bullshit. There is no way he could have painted under the flap.

  • DrZanz

    "There's no way..." You paint models a lot then?
    I call bullshit on ice skating, because fuck knows I've tried!

  • exquisite_dead_guy

    I am an artist. Yes, I do paint. All of his projects are faked. It's very obvious. Notice that he never shows any partially painted bills.

  • i am wondering about that too. is it even possible?

  • MustacheHam

    This is amazing.
    I do wonder if he can also sculpt a chocolate cake out of wood?

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Beautiful work, what a sweet idea! Also, it would be hilarious to leave it in an alley way full of cameras and watch people's minds be blown by trying to steal it...

  • Scraphead

    People's "minds being blown" would look like this:
    Walks over to box.
    Realizes it's wood.
    Walks away.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Or
    Walks over box.
    Realizes it's wood.
    Takes cool sculpture home.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I feel like you probably need a hug.

  • Guest

    I prefer my version.

  • captain krunk

    yes i like the version where exploding heads are caught on camera

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