This is an underwater video taken from the back of a speeding boat of a sailfish trying to bludgeon bait fish with its elongated bill and eat them. He has zero success, probably because all the fish are fake. If I were him I would have jumped into the back of the boat and speared somebody. But that's just me and I don't take kindly to being tricked. The last roommate who hid behind a door to jump out and scare me? They'll never find him.
Keep going for the video, but skip to 0:30 - 1:30 for all the action.
Thanks to Shaina, who agrees sushi sounds great for dinner. WHO'S TAKING ME?