P0rn star Christy Mack (who, for the record, I have never heard of or seen perform) is offering a BJ for the best LEGO creation built to decorate her home. Presumably applicants must be 18 years or older and really desperate for a blowjob. Per tweets I can't embed because her Twitter profile pic is bare boobs:
Whoever builds me the best LEGO creation to put in my house gets a blowjob.
Contest ends March 1
People are calling this "brilliant self marketing." I'm calling it "I'm just a whore who likes Legos."
First of all, anybody who likes LEGO knows the plural form of LEGO is LEGO. Secondly, I don't like anybody calling themselves a whore. Unless this is some sort of female empowerment thing, in which case I'm not a lady so my opinion is null and void. What do you say Christy, let's burn some bras! "I'm not wearing one." Underwear it is!
Thanks to Outspire, who's convinced the minifig I just made with four stacked heads probably isn't gonna cut it.