I meant to post this earlier but I'm stupid and forgetful. "No kidding, you also forgot ugly." You sure know how to make a guy feel special. This is a drone-shot video of the 17-story Verrückt water slide set to open at the Schlitterbahn (literally, Shitbottom) waterpark in Kansas City this May. It's ridden four people at a time in a raft. The wait in line while climbing those seventeen stories ('Wow, I can see a ton of dirt from here!') must be exhilarating. Like the first time you ever climbed the ladder to a high dive. OMG OMG OMG, if I climb down will all the girls make fun of me? Just do it, you can do this. Just do a pencil, just do a pencil, just -- "HE'S PEEING!" *hysterical laughter* I haven't been to a pool in 22 years.
Keep going for the video, then let's all go this summer and ride it (I get to be in the back though).
Thanks to Kevatron and ADD, who agree somebody should try to ride it solo with no water just to see what would happen (SPOILER: certain death).