Do Not Need: A 3-D Printed Replica Of Your Unborn Baby

January 21, 2014


3D Babies will print a replica of your unborn baby using the 3-D ultrasound from a doctor's visit (previously: these ones from Japan based on MRI scans). 3D Babies come in three sizes: a $200 mini, a $400 half-size, and a $600 full size (8-inch) version. They also come in three shades (light, medium and dark) and two poses: arms and legs crossed, or arms and legs flailing and penis staring right at you. Alternatively, just wait till the baby is born and take it to Sears Portrait Studio like a normal person. "That's not 3-D." YOU DON'T NEED 3-D.

Keep going for a size comparison and a shot of the two poses in case you though I was joking about the YEP, DEFINITELY A BOY.



Thanks to lebeeps, who agrees they've clearly taken some liberties with the face because all the 3-D baby ultrasounds I've seen have faces that look like melting wax.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Imagine how terrible it would be to have one made then lose the baby.

  • Guest

    They're making a law in Alabama requiring women seeking abortions to have this procedure done first.

  • Andyman7714

    So I'm guessing that my idea of 3D printed corpses of your passed on loved one isn't gonna fly either?

  • This must be for people with money to burn.

  • Matty Spinny

    can i add a tail and horns?

  • laserfuzz

    But what if this was made with a chocolate printer?

  • Just said the same thing to my girlfriend. Told her we should send chocolate fetuses to all our family.

    She asked what the hell was wrong with me.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Sounds just like my husband.

  • Holy shit. NO. NO.

  • Beanhimself

    Burn it!!!!!!!!!!

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