Classic: The Old 'Dress Up As A Giant Pigeon And S#iT On Somebody's Car Right After A Carwash' Prank
This is a video of internet prankster Rémi Gaillard dressed as a giant pigeon and fake crapping on some dude's car right after he pulls out of the carwash. I'm surprised the guy didn't shoot him -- I'm assuming he just didn't have a gun. I would have at least waited till Rémi had to climb down, then pressure-washed his ass off and forced him to eat one of those pine tree air fresheners.
Hit the jump for the prank, which almost certainly would have ended in a murder if attempted around here.
Thanks to Lydia, who told me her car is a bird shit magnet but I didn't have the heart to tell her that's probably not a very scientific explanation.