I was bald until I was two. These are the Cabbage Patch inspired yarn wigs for babies made by Etsy seller TheLillyPad. She'll custom make you one for $33.50 or you can just buy the pattern for $6.69. I'll admit it -- I had a Cabbage Patch Doll growing up. Plus on my fifth birthday my parents got me the Cabbage Patch Club House and set it up in the back yard. Man, I had the best time playing in there. Until the hornets built a nest, then it sucked.
Thanks to carrie, who took the time to list every Cabbage Patch Doll she has. It was a great read.