Australian Sharks Now Tweeting When Close To Shore
Because nobody wants to get eaten by a shark (although I have fantasized about it before), 320 sharks known to lurk in the waters off Western Australia have been fitted with tags that will send a tweet from the Surf Life Saving Twitter account if they swim within a kilometer of the shore. That way you know where not to go surfing. Or, if you're like me, where to pick a fair fight.
Thanks to Chris, who once punched a shark in the mouth so hard he put all the teeth it lost under his pillow and made $65.