Adventure Time Jake The Dog Sherlock Smoking Pipe
This is the $42 Jake the Dog sherlock pipe blown and sold by Etsy seller endioDesigns. The pipes are made to order though, so if you want a different style of eyes or something I'm sure they'd be willing to work with you. My coworkers? My coworkers proved unwilling to work with me and quit to start a company together. But who's laughing now?! "You? Wait -- Are you crying?" Their office pool won the lotto jackpot, man. The first f***ing week they were gone! "Jesus." I don't want to go on.
Keep going for a couple more shots from different angels (angles).
Thanks to Phoebe, who agrees this is about as mathematical as it gets.