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January 26, 2014 - February 1, 2014 Archives

  • January 31, 2014
    This is a video of a car shredder eating a car whole. Then downing a bunch of engine blocks for dessert. He must have been hungry! When reached for comment the Transformers all pissed themselves and prepared their rocketship to move back to Cybertron. Keep going for the vid... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the $190 Krang belt buckle made and sold by Etsy member ChristopherGenovese. That would look awesome on my pants. Hell, that would look awesome even if I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. Just Krang hanging out steering my penis. Make it rise! I sense a homemade... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    Note: Skip to 1:10 in the video for the worthwhile footage of the reverend doing his thing with demon-possessed David (who is actually possessed by four demons). Seriously, watch it. This is a CNN news report about Reverend Bob Larson of the DWJD (Do What Jesus Did) Spiritu... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the picture sent to Redditor FreakForFashion by her best friend. That's not her friend in the photo though, it's just a picture she found online. Obviously, I'm writing a Craigslist Missed Connection for whoever that is in the photo right now. Thanks to The Brett a... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    Remember Brent Waller's (aka Orion Pax) insanely detailed Ghostbusters headquarters LEGO build? Well after consideration on their CUUSO website, LEGO has announced it's going to produce the Ecto-1 and minifigs from the set. But not the headquarters. Because that would be way... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    Note: Turn your volume down before playing the videos. This is the helmet-cam footage from 25-year old James Lee, a skydiver who accidentally got struck by another skydiver and knocked unconscious during freefall. Thankfully, a couple of the other jumpers noticed and came to ... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is G2 Research's new R.I.P. Ammunition, a bullet that releases eight pieces of shrapnel upon entering its target. For the record, I would not like to be shot with it. Cupid's arrow? Absolutely. I'm lonely, hit me already you fat baby. After separation the tines travel ... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is 'Representations', a photographic series by Cynthia Greig in which she's colored and outlined 3-D objects to appear as 3-D sketches. Me? I chalk outlined myself to look like a murder victim. I'm not really dead though -- only on the inside. My series of photograph... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    These are the 3-D printed fingernail art designs made and sold by The Laser Girls (aka Sarah C. Awad and Dhemerae Ford). Man, I wish I was a Laser Girl. Or a Laser Boy -- I don't care, I just wish I was a laser. You know what laser stands for? "Light amplification by stimul... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    This is the $40 (on sale from $80) Star Wars Rebel Pilot Costume Hoodie available from ThinkGeek. They don't look super realistic, but that's not what's important. What's important is they come with a visor that Velcros on. I thought rebel visors were more of a yellowish-ora... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    Note: Remaining photos are probably NSFW on account of cartoon nipples. This is a small series titled 'Dirtyland' by artist Dillon Boy. It features Disney princesses in the style of naked street art pinups. Honestly, they're all relatively tasteful nudes though. And tastefu... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    British man John Bitmead spent over 1,000 hours and £4,000 (~$6,500) building a street-legal version of a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe car. Why? I'm not sure, apparently he doesn't share the same dream as you and I. "Which is?" A Flintstones-mobile! Allegedly the gas-powered ca... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    This is allegedly the first movie poster for the upcoming Ninja Turtles movie. It left me with so many questions. Why does Rafael's shoulder look like a watermelon? Why is Donatello wearing eyeglasses? Is he the only one who needs corrective lenses or are the others wearing... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    This is a video of Vimeo member Mc Cool using an electric piano as a controller to play Tekken. Impressive, but I've beat video games using a guitar before. "Rock Band and Guitar Hero don't count." Sure they do. *air guitaring* "Wait -- was that a Taylor Swift song?" I WA... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2014
    In news that made me question my belief that all water parks are either pirate or tropical island themed, South Korea has announced it's building a $625-million robot themed water park in Incheon. Wow, sounds like a great place to accidentally get electrocuted. Among [Robot L... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    King crabs: they're delicious. And this lavender one was recently spotted in a shipment to Japan from Russia. Why is it lavender? Is it even lavender? Personally, I think it's more of a cornflower blue, but that's just me and I'm willing to argue about anything. How many l... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    In a heroic act of idiot bravery, a Kansas man returned to his burning home to save his XBox. No word if the rest of his family survived. Also, there's no mention in the article whether it was an XBox One or 360. Would you risk your life for a previous generation console? ... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    That...does not look like Gotham. This is a video of boomerang lover Victor Poulin testing out his newly made 25-inch Batarang. It returns and he catches it on his first try -- incredible! Did you know boomerangs were originally used for hunting? You would just cream some a... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    This is a video of Ryu kicking Taylor Swift in the head during her Grammy performance of All Too Well. I am not familiar with that song. Of course I'm not familiar with a lot of songs because I don't keep up with new pop music. Is Taylor Swift pop music? Don't even answer, ... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    IMAGES REMOVED Remember that kid's Ninja Turtle costume I posted last week that had us all scared Michael Bay's turtles were going to look like total shit? "I wasn't scared." That's because you are not a namby-pamby like I am. I haven't slept since I saw that picture. "Wow, ... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    This is a news report about Park Seo-yeon, a South Korean woman who banks $9,000 (US) a month eating in front of her webcam up to 3 hours a day. Wow, nice gig if you can get it. Followers gift her virtual balloons, which can be redeemed for cash. Park says, "People enjoy the... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    Note: This isn't the whole thing, I had to cut it to prevent scrolling-related carpal tunnel, hit the jump to see it all. This is an inforgraphic created by Blizzard to celebrate ten years of World of Warcraft and passing 100,000,000 lifetime players of the game. For referenc... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    Ninety cows busting serious ass in a cow shed in Germany caused the shed to explode after a static discharge ignited the methane gas, starting a fire that damaged the roof and caused one cow to require treatment for a burn. When reached for comment, every single cow vehemently... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is Peter Capaldi in the Twelfth Doctor's official new costume. He looks great, but why is he posing like that? He looks like he's trying to cast a spell with one hand and squeeze an imaginary butt cheek with the other. I'm gonna start practicing that in the mirror. Des... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is Van Cleef & Arpels' $245,000 *coughing up tuna salad on rye* Complication Poétique Midnight Planétarium, a watch with a 369-piece movement that displays our solar system's visible planets moving around the watch's face in real-time. The shooting star also tells regular... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is Amazing Map's United States of Autocomplete, a guide to the 54 states-- "There's only 50." Really? This is the United States of Autocomplete, a guide to the 50 states per the first Google autocomplete result for typing, "Why is [a state] so...". As you can see, most ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is the PELEG DESIGN's Yolkfish, a small rubber kitchen utensil that can suck egg yolks out of the whites. Plus-- "You can use it on your balls?" Well 1. not if you're cooking me breakfast and 2. that's not what I was going to say, but now that you mention it, it's all th... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is the Plush Kitten Bouquet sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It comes with nine stuffed animal kitties attached to wooden stems by their collars. You get three gray, three white, and three orange. I want them ALL orange. Sweet fact: one time I bought five movie theater size ba... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    According to renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, black holes don't really exist. At least not in the "they destroy everything that gets close enough" theory that's been perpetuated. Oh really? Then how do you explain my ex-girlfriend? The conventional view of bla... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is an emergency brake test of a German Leopard tank behind a group of 23 humans (possibly slaves/prisoners). I assume the people standing in the middle drew the shortest straws. I would have run into the woods. Also, what's the purpose of a tank with an emergency brakin... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    This is a three and a half minute, ultra slow motion video of a match igniting. In real time matches ignite much quicker. Maybe not as quick as The Flash masturbates, but what is? I've heard he's so fast his penis has actually caught fire before. See how I tied that into th... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    In news that's sure to give Magneto a proud boner, scientists have discovered that firing an electromagnetic pulse at the back of a migraine sufferer's brain can help keep the headaches at bay for several days. Putting your head in the microwave? Putting your head in the micr... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    This is an informative video about the largest creatures to ever live on earth, by type (ie. largest arthropod, largest land mammal -- both seen above, largest flying creature, etc.). Did you know the largest arthropod was an 2.5 meter (8.5-foot) millipede-looking beast that w... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Note: Make sure to watch in high-definition, your eyeballs deserve it. Unless you're one of my enemies, in which case your eyeballs deserve to be GOUGED OUT WITH SHISH KABOB SKEWERS. This is a video from Lavapix of 2,000°F lava flows destroying Coke cans. "What's that in Cel... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    This is a time-lapse of Youtuber and LEGO fanatic Mike (aka BricksNerd) building the new 2,532 piece LEGO Simpsons house set. I don't really have much else to say except 1. I wonder if it qualifies for the BJ contest and 2. I just watched the whole thing and now I don't feel l... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Remember the opening scene in Jurassic Park when they're trying to unload a raptor and it yanks that dude into its transport cage and murders him? (Video after the jump) Well now that cage is on eBay, and you and I are going halvsies. "Not interested." I SAID WE'RE GOING F*... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    P0rn star Christy Mack (who, for the record, I have never heard of or seen perform) is offering a BJ for the best LEGO creation built to decorate her home. Presumably applicants must be 18 years or older and really desperate for a blowjob. Per tweets I can't embed because her... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    I meant to post this earlier but I'm stupid and forgetful. "No kidding, you also forgot ugly." You sure know how to make a guy feel special. This is a drone-shot video of the 17-story Verrückt water slide set to open at the Schlitterbahn (literally, Shitbottom) waterpark in ... / Continue →