25 Years Later: A Homer Simpson Mr. Potato Head Doll
This is the $18 Homer Simpson Mr. Potato Head Doll sold by Entertainment Earth (who apparently sell every kind of Mr Potato Doll ever). Sadly, he doesn't even come with interchangeable parts -- you only get what you see here. I'm not even sure he has a butt flap that opens so you can jam his donut up there. I still can't believe The Simpsons has been on for so long. You know what I did to celebrate my first 25 years on the planet? I don't remember. I bet it sucked though. I bet it sucked, and I was probably surrounded by people I hate. You know why? "Because you hate everybody." If you were here right now I'd be yelling at you. "For what?" I dunno, anything -- just being here. And if you left I'd call and scream at you for leaving.
Thanks to hh808, which might be some kind of code. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?