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Who's Eating Who?: Terrifying Cthurkey Christmas Dinner

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This is the Cthulhu inspired Christmas dinner made by Texan Rusty Eulberg and his wife. It consists of a bacon layered turkey (although way more bacon definitely wouldn't hurt anything) with crab legs underneath and a couple octopus tentacles poking out of its ass. Would you eat it? "God no." I love how easily you lie to yourself.

According to Eulberg, he and wife Jennifer Robledo "wanted to do something unique for Christmas dinner with friends of ours. Jenny is a big fan of Cthulhu so we went and bought some crab legs and some octopus and bacon and cooked them all separate and slapped them together on a plate, and that was it. The next year I made a Cthicken; the same thing using squid instead of octopus and a chicken."


Eulberg says, "The universal reaction was, 'Oh my God, I couldn't eat that.' But each individual piece was cooked separately; all I did was set them together on the plate. It was delicious.

Ah, so all the different pieces were cooked separately. In that case I call all the crab legs. "But--" But nothing, pass the butter. "You can't have ALL the crab legs." I can and I will. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be at the kid's table. They get me over there.

Keep going for two more shots of the taste sensation.

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Thanks to fat piggie, who is terrified of winding up on somebody's table this Christmas.

There are Comments.
  • Bryon Cake Smith

    *who's eating whom

  • I can't eat that. I'm allergic to shellfish.
    And even if I wasn't, I am now.

  • Carlo Simon

    I prefer to call it the TurKraken

  • Tim Cole

    Praise him. Praise Cthurkey.

  • WhiteEagle2

    Kill it with fire.

  • The turkey looks like it has a bad bacon comb over. But christ this is terrifying indeed.

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