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Warning, Contents Under Pressure: Dead Whale Explosion

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PROTIP: Not on your lunch break.

Seen here looking how I felt after Thanksgiving, a dead sperm whale's stomach explodes as some poor bastard pokes it with a knife. The explosion was caused by the build-up of gases in the stomach after the whale died (of natural causes). Can you imagine what that smelled like? Red Lobster!

Keeping for the video, in regular speed and slow motion.

Thanks to Robert, Chase, jim, Sydney and Eric, who all have normal names for once. And to Whale Boombastic, who absolutely does not.

There are Comments.
  • Izakk133

    Jesus that scared the shit outta me when it popped haha

  • Robert Van Dyke

    how much he get paid for sticking a hook thing in a whale ill do it i bet he makes more than some of us

  • JediCandice

    I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

  • Girgear

    Thaaar she bloows!!!

  • Marc Nadeau

    And... I didn't want to have dinner anyways.
    Thanks GW!

  • Jon Rogers

    That's the poor bastard's job. I think that tool is the industry standard for popping whales too. He needs a longer handle though.

  • failtuna

    Poor bastard? I'd do this job for free, how awesome would it be getting a call from work saying "hey can you run down here a make a whale explode?"

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Your present job has got to be pretty shitty when 'whale-exploder' qualifies as an awesome upgrade.

  • failtuna

    I'm a student with part time work in a newsagents. I'd take exploding anything as an upgrade.

  • BobbyChop

    Penis?

  • Ronald

    Quite 😂

    Also, the smell. It must be a horrible stench when it exploded like that.

    Kind of like fart. But more awesome.

  • Robert Van Dyke

    like tuna, plankten, fish and seeweed all in one feast

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