Snow Circles: One Man's Winter Crop Circles

December 11, 2013


These are a bunch of the different geometric patterns created by artist Simon Beck marching around in the snow of France. How he knows what the design he's creating will look like from above when he can only see it at ground-level is beyond me, but I suspect he does the same thing the people who make crop-circles do: leaves it to the aliens. There's no way one dude trudging around in the snow made these. Just kidding, I'm sure he did. I only say that because I made a similar snow design this winter so I know it's possible. "You make a giant penis." How did you know? "I drove by your house this morning." Magnificent, isn't it? Nature's perfect shape.

Keep going for a bunch more of Simon's work.














Thanks to Christina, who only makes snow angels then hurries back inside to sit by the fire and sip hot cocoa.

  • zin

    Could've use some yellow highlights. GW could provide the red highlights (I'm sure his putrified liver & kidneys are up to the task).

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    So there's the proof that it's not definitely aliens who do the wheat based ones.

  • baal

    It's a plot by the aliens to make you think a human can make these things.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Or, it's a plot by you to make the crop circles think that aliens are making humans... You cheeky ancient god you.

  • Namor

    Get a life.
    As in mine.
    As in I wanna do that and you work at the agency for me.

  • if industries

    crop-circle'er in the off-season?

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