This is a video of a group of Siberian percussionists playing music on frozen ice sheets in Lake Baikal in -20°C (-4°F) temperatures. I didn't even know sound could travel attemperatures that cold. "You're an idiot." It's true, I'm not that smart. But I was smart enough to remember your license plate number and have your car towed this morning. "Why?!" Because you called me an idiot. "But you said you had it done this morning." This was for two weeks ago. Remember: revenge is a dish best served cold. Or with a sharp knife and a napkin to wipe up your fingerprints.
Keep going for the video, then let's get the band back together. I'll play the triangle.
Thanks to Inky Bloc, who once performed Beethoven's fifth on a volcano but the cameras recording it melted.