This is 'Lord of the Crumbs', Sesame Street's 'Lord of the Rings' parody starring Cookie Monster. Who, as far as monsters go, isn't a very scary looking one. When I was growing up there was a REAL monster that lived in my closet. You know what color his eyes were? Dried blood. You know what its fangs were made out of? Smaller, sharper fangs. You know what language he spoke? Fire. You know how many sleepovers I had with my friends? Only the one.
Hit the jump for the video, then put your kids in front of the computer.
Thanks to Jackie M, who agrees if you're going to go questing, you might as well bring a cookie hunting monster so you don't go hungry.