Because why would anybody want to release products in time for people to buy them for Christmas presents, Firebox has these life-size 'invigorating energy citrus' scented Super Nintendo and Game Boy cartridge soaps available for pre-order. Super Nintendo cartridges cost $21 apiece *choking on doughnut* APIECE?! And the Game Boy ones $11. For reference, that is entirely too much to spend on a bar of soap. If I spent that kind of money on novelty soap for the guest bathroom and found out somebody actually used them I would go ballistic. I don't care if you accidentally touched your @$$hole wiping, that soap cost me $21.
Keep going for a bunch of individual soap closeups.
Thanks to Lucinda, who accused me of showering with dish soap. Guilty as charged!