These are the characters from A Neverending Story reimagined by artist Nicolas Francoeur as if the movie were made in 2014 instead of 1984. Which is weird considering 2014 hasn't even begun yet. Maybe Nicolas would like to share his time machine with us. "I don't have one." Oh really? Then how do you explain *pulling blue tarp off pile of machinery* THIS! "It's a broken washer." I'll be the judge of that. *climbing in* Start me off on warm/warm delicate.
Keep going for the rest, including Rockbiter, who looks suspiciously like a Pacific Rim kaiju, and the Empress, who looks suspiciously like a character from my nightmares.
Thanks to lebeeps, who's so cheery even the Swamp of Sadness put on a smile.