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Japan Introduces World's Thinnest Condoms (0.01mm)

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Japanese condom manufacturer Sagami has just introduced the world's thinnest condom, a pecker wrapper only 0.01mm thin. For reference, that's about as thin as your penis is round. Hoho, burn! PROTIP: shave your pubes to make it look bigger.

According to website ZakZak, it took Sagami Rubber Industries over ten years to realize these rubbers, from conception to completion. In total, over 20,000 condoms were put through a battery of tests (probably water leakage tests, burst tests, and tensile tests as well as, I'm guessing, other tests) in a trial and error process.


It previously released a 0.02 millimeter condom in 2005. By comparison, the thinnest Trojan condom, the Trojan Ultra Thin, is around 0.06mm.

Two weeks ago, Sagami launched the polyurethane contraceptives in Tokyo, with a box of five costing 1,260 yen (US$12). ZakZak reports that the rubbers have been incredibly popular, with some shops apparently selling out their stock.

Listen, kids: wrap those peckers up. I can't stress that enough. And no complaining you don't like the feel of condoms, you should just be thankful you're having sex at all. You know what definitely feels worse than wearing a condom? A disease. Like having to wake up every two hours to calm a crying baby. Geekologie: making a difference.

Thanks to Aaron, who, like me, needs condoms at least an inch thick to avoid breakage.

There are Comments.
  • it's hard to imagine how thin these really are. here's a picture comparing them to a regular condom:

    http://www.condom-sizes.org/wp...

  • MustacheHam

    hmmm...could use some flavahs: wasabi, sushi, or konpeito?

  • Juvenal Osegueralopez

    0.01 is about the average penis size in Japan....

  • ayeitsarouse

    So...Not to brag or anything but I have a hell of time busting the trojans I use, and those are regular strength. Why in the FUCKING HELL WOULD I WANT THINNER ONES?!

    Guys, if you want to have sex and not have the feeling of a condom in the way, DON'T USE A FUCKIN CONDOM.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I was reading about it and seems like Japan has the highest rate of condom usage in the world. This explains why their condom industries would want to invest so much in making better condoms.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Next year's headline: Company goes broke after class-action lawsuit rules against them due to spike in pregnancies.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Are they made in China?

  • Vladeon

    If they were, the headline would say instead: company goes broke after class-action lawsuit rules against them due to spike in lead poisoning.

  • RussianDroid

    ...spike in amount of fallen off peckers.

  • Paul Schmitt

    " You know what definitely feels worse than wearing a condom? A disease. Like having to wake up every two hours to calm a crying baby. "

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH love that XDD

  • Tyler AitchKay

    I'm glad you read the article, too.

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