Because who has the patience for a human waiter to walk your food out to you (what is this, the 1900's? I had sex with a hologram before work this morning), the C One Espresso Cafe in New Zealand will start delivering sliders and fries in pneumatic tubes, straight to your table. Awesome, but I just wanted a drink refill. Apparently the canisters can reach speeds of up to 87MPH, which seems ridiculous for a restaurant the size of my apartment. Still -- if this catches on, as long as I don't have to tip, I call it a win. "You will still have to tip." This is stupid.
Hit the jump for a shot of a burger in its metal tube, but go HERE to see a video about the system.
Thanks to my buddy Chris W, who agrees there should be more restaurants with decent sliders here in L.A. "But I live in Maryland." THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.