Bronze Alien Facehugger Light Switch Covers
This is one of the cold-cast bronze facehugger light switch covers available from Etsy seller AfterlightSculpture ($25). They're perfect for a child's room. A young child's. Plus you should drape some dirty clothes over the back of a chair so at night it casts a shadow that looks like an alien. "Wow, GW." Right? I should go buy myself one of those #1 Dad mugs.
Thanks to my pal Terry, who's only good at one thing: being terrible.