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December 29, 2013 - January 4, 2014 Archives

  • January 3, 2014
    To celebrate the 20th anniversary of their Disney Fantasy Shop, Japanese retailer Belle Maison is releasing these Disney princess bra and underwear sets. Because what better way to celebrate an anniversary than with an underwear party? I can't think of one. It's also a great... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    This is some dash-cam footage from Russia (where else?) of a guy in a Toyota Camry constantly trying to get in front of and stop another Ruskie in a Nissan MPV, presumably to stab him with the the knife he has. He finally gets the guy to swerve off the road into a ditch, then ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    I'm so high I'm gonna eat this. In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever dreamed of being a drug-abusing teenage dolphin, scientists have discovered groups of young dolphins chew puffer fish to get high. Me? I chew puffer fish because I like the way their spines ti... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    Seen here looking exactly like the kind of person I imagine would get arrested trying to sell stolen brains online, David Charles (two first names!) poses for his mug shot. David was apprehended after stealing jars of human tissue (including brains) from the Indiana Medical Hi... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    Note: Larger, more legible version HERE. This is a US map depicting the 124 states that could have been if every time a piece of a state tried to break away from the rest it had been successful. When I conquer and rule the country? One big state: GW-LAND. Yeah, and we're ju... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    Note: Larger version HERE, but be sure to check out the artist's DeviantART page for a giant 5056 x 3576px version that will melt your face off like you fell asleep with your head in a pizza oven. This is the entire cast of Futurama in a single image as compiled by DeviantAR... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Because nobody wants to get eaten by a shark (although I have fantasized about it before), 320 sharks known to lurk in the waters off Western Australia have been fitted with tags that will send a tweet from the Surf Life Saving Twitter account if they swim within a kilometer of... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Because what better way to let the special lady in your life know you think she's wonderful, here's a ring designed by Paul Michael Design (of Pokeball and Triforce ring fame) and inspired by Wonder Woman's golden headband/tiara. I know a girl that would love to wear this. Sa... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    This is the Joker themed LEGO funhouse built by LEGOmaniac Paul Hetherington. The build is impressive to begin with, but even more impressive when you see the video and realize PARTS OF IT ARE ANIMATED. Not like a cartoon though, I mean they move. Me? I rarely move. *lifti... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Come hither. This is a paper t-rex optical illusion that appears to follow you with its head as you walk around it. Cool, but I still want one of those creepy paintings that follows you with its eyes as you move around the room. "Don't masturbate paintings" I call them. Kee... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Simon Bramhall, a surgeon at Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham, England, was suspended and is being investigated after a fellow surgeon discovered 'SB' seared into the liver of a patient Simon had previously worked on. Call me a traditionalist, but I would have seared a ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Note: They're not spiders, they're Opiliones (aka harvestmen, daddy longlegs). Unfortunately, that doesn't make it any less terrifying. This is a furry looking clump that, when poked with a finger, produces nightmares (previously: this one). I dare you to eat something spic... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's stumbled across a sexual well-being website while on the hunt for p0rn, the filters that the UK's major internet service providers have installed to curtail internet p0rn in the country are also blocking sexual education sites. A sh... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Watch your step, Florida. In case you were wondering, my Spirit Quest was a huge success and I am returning to reality refreshed AND with the knowledge of my spirit animal. I think it was a coyote, but it was pretty flat and there were a lot of tire tracks. In news that requ... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2013
    So I was going to write today but instead I've decided to drive out into the desert on a quest to discover my spirit animal. I've got my fingers crossed for an owl, but I'll probably get a cactus. A real penis-y looking one. I need to cleanse my soul. Plus forget all the h... / Continue →