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You Stud: Jean-Claude Van Damme Performs Famous Leg Split Between Two Reversing Volvo Trucks

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This is a short commercial for Volvo (previously: a hamster driving a Volvo) featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme performing his famous splits between two reversing Volvo big-rigs. It was supposed to "demonstrate the precision and directional stability of Volvo Dynamic Steering," but really just reminded us Jean-Claude Damme is a badass with balls big enough for astronomers to consider planets. "Hey!" YOU HEARD ME, PLUTO.

Keep going for the worthwhile video with BONUS Enya soundtrack. Heck yeah! \oo/

Thanks to David R, who could do jumping jacks between two reversing Volvos but refuses because he has enough respect for Jean-Claude to not show him up.

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  • duh

    pretty sure his shirt moved like...ONCE from the "wind". the only possible way this could ever be real is if it wasnt used for commercial purposes.

  • Kristen Matte Michaels

    http://winningtheinternets.tum...

    Balls in your court, NORRIS!

  • Kristen Matte Michaels
  • Kenlin Bros

    There is no way this is not fake. Come on! The insurance costs alone!

  • MangoMagic

    Between the spot-on music and the pure awesomeness in this video I damn near cried.

  • wowemily

    That might be the best commercial of all time. I hope he got paid a lot for that because it is worth it.

  • Honestly, I think I'm more impressed with the truck drivers!

  • Captain Person

    Are they claiming this is real? If this is real then holy shit.

  • The support required to keep his 60+ year old saggy balls in his pants must have required heavy duty space age technology.

  • ODwanKenObi

    wow

  • Prosy

    Whoa. A true bad-ass.

  • More like a hard-ass IMO, but impressive nonetheless ;)

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