This is a video of a driver in Chicago who hits a cab, then tries to flee the scene at low speed. Unfortunately for him, he's the world's worst driver and crashes into five more cars in the process. Think of him as Ryan Gosling's character in 'Drive', if that character had been raised in the woods and thought cars were metal animals you could sit inside.
Witnesses heard the cab driver ask the motorist for his insurance.
"He tried to just take care of things peacefully in the beginning, but then once he saw that he was trying to take off, that's when he took it upon himself to get traffic to stop him," witness Karen Morris said. "It looked like it was straight out of a movie. We were all just stunned."
Adding to the driving debacle, Police News Affairs Officer Janel Sedevic said the 20-year-old motorist, who didn't own the car he was driving, then crashed into a tree off-camera.
Sedevic said the driver was arrested and charged with several traffic misdemeanors as well as criminal trespass of a vehicle and damage to city property (the tree).
Ahahahhaha, you got charged with damage to city property for crashing into a tree. I'm not gonna lie, that's not going to get you a lot of street cred in the slammer. Actually, nothing about this story will. If I were you I'd lie and say you stabbed someone. PROTIP: Say it was a relative (we've all been there).
Keep going for the video, but skip at least halfway through if you just want to see the good stuff.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he doesn't even hit and run, he hits and walks away taunting you.