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Wonderful, Just Wonderful: Virtual Reality HJ's Are Here

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Note: Video after the jump is 400% NSFW and should not be viewed by anyone ever. You know what? I'm not even going to post the video, just link to it HERE because that's how wrong it is.

Because some people's perversion knows no limits, this is a video demo of an Oculus Rift virtual reality display that's been coupled with a Novint Falcon haptic control device holding a Tenga brand wiener pleasuring tube. It all made me very sad. Because what use is a new technology if perverts can't use it to have imaginary sex with anime characters? *ring ring* Hold on, I need to take that. Hello, God? Wait -- are you sure? Hey, you're the boss, I just work here. Of course, it's your call. *hangs up* Sorry about that folks, now if you'll excuse me... *lifting cover from big red button* SAY YOUR PRAYERS.

Thanks to Ferrous and lebeeps, who agree if this is the future they're building time machines to live in the past.


There are Comments.
  • dingusthemonique

    I just want the machine from THX-1138. Why is this so hard to replicate.

  • ENOCH

    *does a search on all the female sexual/pleasure devices on this site*
    #LARGESIGH Geekologie... you've fallen off. Get your selective-puritan shit together.

  • John Sco

    "Because some people's perversion knows no limits"

    ...the fuck? How is it perverted to have a sex drive? This entire article is desperately trying to shame young men away from what is nothing more than jerking off. Which, judging by the tone of this article, is a sin against the all mighty creator himself, and will surely condemn one to an eternity of fiery torture.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_samf...

  • Nacho_Samurai

    And the Japanese strike yet again

  • John_Drake

    When sex robots reach the point where they are indistinguishable from other humans, society is SCREWED! (pun intended) Why deal with the frustrations of a real relationship when you can just buy a sex robot? Love/Camaraderie/Companionship? I can get that from my friends. Bring on the sex-bots!

  • Sh17C0que

    Instead of arguments and pissing and moaning she'll have system updates and require flash plug-ins.

  • Guest

    You better stop them scientists from researchin, cause they done gone too far

  • Closet Nerd

    "Hey Mom, LOOK! No hands!"

  • p_shep

    Japanese... always stepping it up!

  • RareAwesomeman

    when we need advancement in virtual sex or virtual rape they are there for us

  • SergioSource

    This is no different than watching porn and doing it. Or even just using your imagination.
    But yeah, like Closet Nerd said, it feels kinda awkward that there is a group of people showcasing this.
    Just goes to show that they are more comfortable than we are, I guess.

  • Closet Nerd

    Its not so much the virtual FAPing that bothers me......
    all the people standing around watching is what bothers me.....
    .....just sayin

  • Jacques-AndrĂ© Langelier

    Social Immersive Fapping

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