Wonderful, Just Wonderful: Virtual Reality HJ's Are Here
Note: Video after the jump is 400% NSFW and should not be viewed by anyone ever. You know what? I'm not even going to post the video, just link to it HERE because that's how wrong it is.
Because some people's perversion knows no limits, this is a video demo of an Oculus Rift virtual reality display that's been coupled with a Novint Falcon haptic control device holding a Tenga brand wiener pleasuring tube. It all made me very sad. Because what use is a new technology if perverts can't use it to have imaginary sex with anime characters? *ring ring* Hold on, I need to take that. Hello, God? Wait -- are you sure? Hey, you're the boss, I just work here. Of course, it's your call. *hangs up* Sorry about that folks, now if you'll excuse me... *lifting cover from big red button* SAY YOUR PRAYERS.
Thanks to Ferrous and lebeeps, who agree if this is the future they're building time machines to live in the past.