This is a video of a lava flow eating a can of Chef Boyardee beef ravioli. I'm more of a SpaghettiO's with mini meatballs kind of guy myself, but that's just me and there's no sense trying to pretend I'm an adult. An old fighter plane, yes, but that's just good fun. NEEEEOW, NEEEEOW, PEW PEW PEW PEW.
Keep going for the video (including a crappy quality Youtube version in case the LifeLeak one doesn't work for you).
Thanks to KO, who bet me a dollar I couldn't touch lava for a whole second. Let me lick my finger first and you're on!