So Can I: X-Box One Kinect Sensor Can See Your Penis
Did you really have to circle it?
Because who doesn't want some all-seeing Eye of Sauron constantly tracking their pecker, Mark Wilson of Fast Company Design has discovered the XBox One's new Kinect sensor was powerful enough to see his penis. Which, judging from that picture, means it had to be SUPER powerful. Not to brag or anything, but even the original XBox Kinect was strong enough to see my penis AND mistake it for a leg.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees if people can't see the outline of your penis through your jeans you're doing it wrong.