This is a video of the Bottle Boys performing The Little Mermaid's 'Under the Sea' (one of my personal faves) entirely on bottles. So if you've been waiting your whole life to see that happen, today is your lucky day. But if you've been waiting your whole life to see me win the grand prize on a $20 lotto scratcher, I've got some bad news for you. "You didn't win?" Didn't win?! I lost my f***ing wallet on the walk to the store.
Keep going for the video, then let's all close our eyes and pretend we're at a pool party and not behind desks under bad fluorescent lighting.
Thanks to Travis, who agrees we should all take a cruise together and have a great time and not get drunk and fall overboard (well, get drunk, yes, fall overboard, no).