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Pleasure Droids: Star Wars Character Sex Toys

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This is a small series (only C-3PO, R2-D2 and Stormtrooper varieties) of Star Wars character themed sex toys imagined by Balazs Sarmai (of Avengers themed sex toy fame). They're all based on existing adult products available from LELO, so with enough nontoxic paint you could actually make these. And, coming from a guy who once spraypainted his penis silver for a Halloween costume, I can't stress the nontoxic part enough.

Keep going for the other two.

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Thanks to SaraDevil, who mentioned she's holding out for a Darth Vader model. Me? I want a Han Solo or Lando Calrissian.

There are Comments.
  • Allen Kaplun

    Wow

  • LOL Awesome! So, how do we get this to actually happen?

  • Dennis Bauer

    why isn't there a shaky Jar Jar Bings thingy?

  • porkleaker

    Because you can just put a shotgun in your vagina instead.

  • Sof

    Seems like Sarmai followed SaraDevil's suggestion! Check out the Lord Vader design: http://bit.ly/1e0E1zr

  • Guest

    I suppose that's one way to feel the force. XD

  • Dano

    I'm speechless.

  • Luka Mlinar

    C-3PO was a dildo from the start.

  • steve holt

    They totally missed an opportunity to market the Obi Wand Kenobi!
    Help me Obi Wand Kenobi, you're my only hope!

  • DEṂ

    Gonna need some tissues when y'all are done with them toys http://dem.fm/Skleenex

  • That's the best C-3PO has ever looked.

  • Gordon freeman

    Why would they make a Storm trooper one?? Everyone knows that Storm Troopers always miss.

  • porkleaker

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  • Kenlin Bros

    "I can't see a think except his helmet!"

  • I honestly think I have a decent grasp on how all this stuff works, but that last one has me utterly baffled. I feel like I'm looking at the three sea shells or something.

  • Teri

    *ahem* I believe it's for men. Around the boys and in the hole..though it may be a snug fit, depending on the actual dimensions.

  • It really could be used by men or woman. One piece is for penetration and the other is for vibrating stimulation.

  • Guest

    Uh, we talking like a warming tray? Like for dipping sauces? Nacho cheese? Kidding, I totally get it. She's behind me right? We go butt to butt and then I... Awe crap I think I'm lost again.

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