This is the world's tallest waterslide being built at the Schlitterbahn park in Kansas City. When opened next summer, the Meg-a-Blaster will drop thrill-seeking bathing suit wetters 140-feet, reaching speeds over 62MPH. You know, I've been on these kinds of slides before. They wedge your bathing suit so far up your ass you can taste the fabric.
Thanks to Linc and PYY, who agree all water parks should be kids-free so you don't have to worry about turds in the wave pool.