McDonald's Japan Offering Super Mario Happy Meal Toys
Because Japan always gets way cooler stuff than the rest of the world, this is the line of Super Mario toys purveyor of barely-burgers McDonald's will be giving away in the country's Happy Meals. Here in the US? No clue, probably a pamphlet about exercising. All the Mario toys either play music or perform an action. Anybody want to move to Japan with me? Actually, let me rephrase that -- anybody want to move to Japan and let me live with you rent-free? I can cook and clean. I'm never going to, but I know how.