Lather Me Up, Scottie: Star Trek Transporter Shower Set
Ever dreamed of sitting on the can next to a shower curtain that looks like the original transporter room from Star Trek? Well you're in luck, because this $50 shower curtain and bathmat set from ThinkGeek does just that. You know what would make it even cooler? If the curtain made your shower look bigger on the inside. Get it? "Did you just make a Doctor Who reference about a Star Trek product?" Ahahahahhaha, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Keep going for a shot of the set outside their natural habitat.
Thanks to TBTMH, who agrees the best shower curtains are the ones you can half see through so you can peep your lover's privates while you brush your teeth.