Starscream, everybody's third favorite Transformer, is now available in hoodie form from 80'sTees. The moderately priced $60 hoodie even creates a pair of wings when you raise your arms. Rumor has it if you jump off something three stories or higher you can actually fly! "You will die." I only said it was a rumor, not a fact.
Keep going for shots from all angles in case you're still not convinced how awesome this would look poking out the top of my Christmas stocking this year. HINT HINT.
Thanks to T.J. O. and carey, who heard stars don't actually scream but I think that's just another one of those 'if a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it' things.