Forever A White Belt: Martial Arts Fail Compilation
Because there are a ton of people in the world that wish they had the strength and dexterity of a ninja but would make far better crash test dummies, this is a compilation video of martial arts fails. Mostly accidental head kicks, failing to break boards, and falling trying to perform jumpkicks. So just remember: no matter how rough your Monday morning might seem, at least you didn't just get your nose broken by a classmate trying to earn their yellow belt.
Keep going for the video. Then spend your lunch break jumpkicking the vending machine trying to get Sun Chips to drop.
Thanks to Clint, who once broke a stack of boards so thick the Ents tried to start a war over wasting so much wood.