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Bought: Animated Dinosaur Christmas Lawn Ornament

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Because it's been Christmas season since mid-October, here's an animated Stegosaurus Christmas lawn ornament. The $140 dino's neck and tail move as he spreads Christmas cheer throughout the neighborhood, at least until some young punks steal it and set it on fire in the woods. You little shits are getting coal this year! That's exactly why people in my neighborhood can't have nice things. Or anything for that matter. You know how many times my mailbox has been stolen this year alone? "I'm really hoping zero." TRY ZERO TIMES SIX. "That's still zero." Oh, well the answer's five.

Thanks to Steph, who agrees it's time I take my medicine and drool in front of after-school cartoons for awhile. Good call.

There are Comments.
  • It appears Stegosaurus here has replaced St. Nick. Well, for a change, at least it's not something you see everyday.

  • Rick_McRockock

    Man... if only I had been around 6000 years ago so I could have ridden one of these with Jesus...

  • Guest

    Stegosaurus, best choice ever.
    Those who deny will receive a nice visit from Krampus. >:3

  • Why are we making fun of the retail Christmas calendar being so early thing when it's been going on for decades?

  • Guest

    because its been going on for decades

  • Dinosaur Rex

    But that's a lame dinosaur :(

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