Should've Asked Harley To Drive: The Joker Got A DUI

October 22, 2013

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Seen here looking 200% more terrifying than he ever has in any movie or comic book, the Joker poses for a mugshot after being arrested in Maine for drunkenly driving his 2002 Buick Regal (wow, maybe crime doesn't pay) into some trees and a rock, then fleeing the scene. The man behind the makeup is none other than 64-year old Dennis Lalime, who was attempting (albeit poorly) to return home after a night of drinking at a Halloween party. A Halloween party that, right this very second, we're all wishing we'd been invited to.

Hit the jump for a shot of the Joker without his makeup, which, if you can believe it or not, is an additional 200% more terrifying than the shot above.

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Thanks to Bitemark and Eric, who encourage you all to be safe this Halloween season and take cabs or walk but don't ride your bike drunk because that's why my face and arm look like this right now.

  • Ninjakick

    That is totally supposed to be Beetlejuice... I think the news outlets went with Joker cause it is hipper.

  • Jordana Diaz

    i guess the joker didn't get away

  • netloco

    coke bottle glasses... definitely a rapist

  • TheDR

    I was thinking 'what a great prosthetic nose' and then I saw the second picture...

  • n_a_a_s

    he looks more frightening without the makeup

  • Closet Nerd

    I used to get free candy from that guy

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