This is the Pimp2-D2 action figure that will be for sale by Manly Art at this weekend's New York Comic-Con. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say HOLY SHIT THIS IS REALLY HIGH UP. Did I trick you? I'm actually at my desk. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is an entirely unlicensed product because Disney generally frowns on prostitutes and pimp culture. But they won't hesitate to kill off a momma deer in the first five minutes of a movie. That's a double standard if you ask me. "Do you even know what a double standard is?" What is this, an ethics class? Can't you just let a guy pretend to be smart for once in his life? You should just be thankful I'm not talking about penises right now like I wish I was.
Thanks to becca, who would slap that little cane out of his hand and beat him with it until he agreed to stop exploiting women or short-circuited and exploded, whichever comes first.