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Well That Went Sour Quick: Engagement Photos Turn Deadly When Jason Attacks, Kills Would-Be Couple

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This is 'Till Death Do Us Part', a couple's Friday the 13th themed engagement shoot by Toronto photographer Brandon Gray. It all starts off typical enough, then Jason shows up and murders them both. Probably not the engagement shots you should email to your grandparents. Maybe just send them the first half. You know, the ones before Jason shows up. I'm kidding, they've got so many boner pill email viruses on that computer they'll never be able to open the pictures anyways.

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Thanks to Lisa, who plans on not having a horror themed engagement shoot. Mine's gonna be carnival themed!

There are Comments.
  • Richard Arnold

    These are awesome. Only thing i would pick at if i was the groom is that Jason is to small lol

  • STHTFH

    These are my engagement photos and the only website I was really hoping to have them featured on was geekologie. So thank you.

  • Julie LaRoux

    Congrats!

  • HoneyBeeBoo

    .....Why so serious?

  • ManMan

    Why are "engagement photos" even a thing? Are these people so narcisisitic that they aren't content with making people look at their actual wedding pictures?

  • Superior_Joe

    YEAH man, FUCK your happiness! Or whatever you choose to do with it! Here, hold your happiness still so I can SHIT ALL OVER IT!!!!!!

  • Rinoa Locke

    Not sure if you're being serious or not (like Vladeon before me) but I mean.. why can't they be a thing? I mean when it leads to creativity and fun like these pictures, I don't see it as being so bad. The reasoning for them that Vladeon provided seemed legit enough. If you're being serious, don't be such a grumpy grump spoil pants. If you aren't, then kudos on trolling I guess lol

  • Vladeon

    Engagement photos are a good way to let your families know that they need to save up some money and sick days for your impending wedding day. It's also good for families that aren't living in the same area as the engaged which happens more and more in this increasingly globalized world.

    ...or were you being facetious? In which case lolz engagement photos are so useless right?

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