Well, Target Already Has Their Christmas Stuff Out: New Star Wars Paper Snowflake Designs
This are Anthony Herrera's 2013 designs for Star Wars paper snowflakes. You may recall his 2011 designs from this article. Apparently I missed his 2012 ones, but I included them in this post so we're all caught up. Nobody wants to be behind. Unless they're having sex in a hotel room that has a mirrored wall, in which case sometimes it's fun to be behind because you can make faces at yourself while you're doing it. Granted I've never done it, but in my mind sometimes I even air high-five and congratulate myself. You're having sex with a lady, great job, GW! Then she's all, "What did you just say?" And that's when I grab the phone and pretend I was ordering room service. Yes, I'd like a bottle of champagne and a dozen roses. And can you include a card with the roses? Great, I'd like it to read, 'You finally did it, GW, way to go!'
Keep going for a bunch of the designs, but be sure to check out Anthony's website for a bunch more and downloadable PDF's to cut out your own.
Thanks to Larosa, who told me she cuts snowflakes out of tin-foil to make them even shinier. Well look at you, Martha Stewart!