This is a trio of sea sponges that have cleverly grown themselves together to look like Cookie Monster. *whispering* Okay I was just informed that apparently they didn't do it on purpose. Or did they? Everybody knows the ocean is a huge fan of Sesame Street.
Me: Back me up, King Triton!
King Triton: Never seen it.
Me: Oh really, then how to you explain....THIS! *pulls Triton's tail down to reveal Big Bird boxers*
King Triton: They were a gift from Prince Eric, I swear!
Me: Seriously bro, there's no shame in watching children's shows as an adult.
King Triton: There's not?
King Triton: Oh -- well in that case I watch the shit out of it.
Me: Heck yeah!
King Triton: My Little Pony too!
Me: Okay now you've crossed the line.
Thanks to TBTMH, who agrees it would be a real shame if somebody dives down there with a cookie to pose in his mouth and it turns out to be oatmeal raisin.